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If you’re a fan of this amazing Doctor, and you’re gonna miss him -and his smart and really mean and hurtful quotes-, in this article we are giving you 13 Dr. House Typical Replies for you to remember his wit! Link
“No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.”
“Successes only last until someone screws them up. Failures are forever.”
“There’s no wrong choices. At least, that’s what they tell people who make crappy choices.”
“Much as I’d like to kill you by dangerously lowering your blood sugar, murder violates my parole.”
“So how upset were you when you woke up in the ER and you were still alive? And a failure?”
“Wednesday is when I have my shark tank cleaned.”
“People don’t get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There`s nothing any of us can do about it.”
“Bed is for sissies. Unless you’re having sex, in which case… no, bed is still for sissies.”
“But my damaged, depressed, drug-addled judgment is still better than yours or any other doctor’s in this hospital.”
“Belief implies a level of giving a crap I am never going to achieve.”
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