The Naked Tie
This naked tie says 2 things to me: 1) Boss, fire me now! 2) Fail job interview, stay on welfare.
Why not a bronzed six pack version to help with the ladies? link
Bubble Wrap Backed Ties
And you’d think the internet and smartphones would be enough of a distraction for the modern employee. This set of black ties are backed with bubble wrap, and if I have to explain why that’s a good thing then you’ve clearly missed out on some important life experiences. Sadly the ties aren’t actually available for sale. link
Smoking Reversible Tie
The funny tie comes with two sides: one is a work appropriate pattern while the other is a leisure appropriate pattern. In any places where smoking is forbidden, you may have a try with the smoking tie. link
Howtie Instructional Necktie
Don’t know how to put on a necktie? We’ve all been there. The Howtie shows you step-by-step illustrations of how it should be wrapped so you can look as snappy as can be. Every time you have to put one on, simply face a mirror and let the tie be your guide, graphically showing you how it’s done.
Featuring a screen shot of the memorable game of falling blocks, this tie is the perfect accessory for anyone who enjoys exceptional game play. link
Pianists, musicians, and anyone else who’s a huge fan of this classical musical instrument will absolutely adore this Piano Tie, because it’s not just a tie. In fact, it can actually play some simple tunes because you can actually press on the eight piano keys and hear the notes from the speaker hidden in the tie’s “knot.” link
Eye Chart Tie
Test everyone’s eyesight with this opticians’ chart design. Sure to be an icebreaker in the office!. link
Displaying your love of sizzling strips of pork belly with this bacon tie will allow you to instantly identify the food preferences of those around you through smiles or looks of disgust. link
Dead Languages Tie
The Dead Languages Tie is a funky maroon tie with a several dead languages printed all over it. It adds a hint of mystery to your overall look.link
Harry Potter House Ties
It’s hard to be a Potter geek when your office dress code doesn’t exactly encourage the wearing of robes. How does one communicate to other witches and wizards without offending the Muggles? It’s as simple as putting on a very special tie.
These officially licensed neckties are made of silky 100% silk and feature the colors and coat of arms of the houses Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff. link