Brief Safe Scares Away Thieves

Wait, wait! Before you run away, these skid-marked shorts are fake. What a great place to store your valuables! The Brief Safe from Shomer-Tec Law Enforcement & Military Equipment lets you hide cash, jewelry, or documents in the Velcro-closing fly of these bloomers that need a good washin'. Think about it—what thief in his right mind would be rummaging around inside a shitty pair of underpants? link