Join the BYU Basketball program (just keep the sex to yourself!)

This past week sophomore forward Brandon Davies was removed from the BYU basketball team for that ultimate calorie burner – having sex his girlfriend. This puritanical example being made of Davies should actually add pounds (and lots of frustration) to the basketball team. However, BYU’s “Honor Code” that was so wrongly violated stipulates no alcohol, no drugs and no cheating on homework. The team will have to do lots of running around on and off the court to stay on the right side of that “law”.