"This store is protected by Chuck Norris". One bakery from Croatia (Europe) that used the TV star and martial arts champion -Chuck Norris – photo as a protection against cracks. The little bakery was already robbed few times, but since Chuck protect it, no one try to brake in. link
“Do not Enter, If the fall does not kill you, the crocodile will.”
“Thou shalt not steal” God is watching you
“Danger, Anti Climbing device. Treated with antrax and a dose of british sense of humor”
“The last car that parked here is still missing”
“Do Not Park Here.
The Wrath of the ancientes will fall upon.
Rabid squirrels will invade your home.
Your food in your refrigerator will mysteriously spoil.
Your vehicle will start making that expensive knocking sound again
No-One will Talk to you at parties and
You will also seriously piss off the b*tch who pays good money for this garage and nobody wants that”
“Aston Martin Parking Only – All others will be crushed.”
Take Care of Your Tires!
“If the help desk thinks your question is stupid, we will set you on fire”
“No parking outside this gate. My mother in law steal cars.”