Cock Flavoured Soup Mix
Cat Butt Gum features "8 peppermint pieces of 'Kiss My Ass' attitude per box."
King Oscar Fish Balls
Happy End Toilet Paper
Tengu Clam Jerky
"If your butt is so sore that you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt!" Cue the Anti Monkey Butt Powder.
Snott Gorila Hair Styling Gel "moco de gorila " is THE product for all the most way-out hair styles that need GORILLA STRENGTH!"
Super Macho capsules are "dietary supplements - containing - bovine orchic - testicular - substance and Vitamin E in a base of wheat germ oil and other ingredients." Translation? They're bull semen pills.