The iPod tote

Remember in the 80s and early 90s when people who thought they were cool (usually topless blokes with mullets) used to walk around with a ghetto blaster on their shoulder, polluting the air with the strains of the latest Vanilla Ice album? Well, let me introduce you to the naughties version. This is the iPod tote from Fred Flare, complete with built-in speakers that allow you to play your Arctic Monkeys album for all the world to hear.