Jesus Condom. With a name like this, Jesus Condom could easily be a religious porn star

@ A Chinese couple seeking a distinctive and modern name for their child chose the commonly used @ symbol., much to the consternation of Chinese officials.link

Dick Assman is a Saskatchewan gas station owner whose name propelled him to celebrity status across North America in 1995.Assman,was discovered by David Letterman, who was amused by his name. link

On May 13, 1990, this young man was blessed with being named after two superheroes: Batman and Superman. Unfortunately we were unable to find the boy for comment, as no one seems to know his alter egos… link

Sex Offender Name Fail, Mister Love was convicted in 1997 of two counts of unlawful sexual conduct. link

Candidate Oliver Loser. It seems we have a winner.

Judy Swallows…this really the kind of name that a candidate wants to have

Retard Capsules

Cock Flavoured Soup Mix

Cat Butt Gum
 features “8 peppermint pieces of ‘Kiss My Ass’ attitude per box.”

Pocari Sweat

King Oscar Fish Balls

Happy End Toilet Paper

Tengu Clam Jerky

“If your butt is so sore that you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt!” Cue the Anti Monkey Butt Powder.

Snott Gorila Hair Styling Gel "moco de gorila ” is THE product for all the most way-out hair styles that need GORILLA STRENGTH!”

Super Macho capsules are “dietary supplements – containing -  bovine orchic – testicular – substance and Vitamin E in a base of wheat germ oil and other ingredients.” Translation? They’re bull semen pills.