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Origami Pooty Paper.
So… have you memorized the instructions on the back of the shampoo bottle from reading them over and over again? Run out of things to do in the loo? Here’s the answer…
Next time you forget that magazine or book, it’s not a problem. With our Origami Potty Paper you can spend hours (please see a doctor) learning new and interesting Origami techniques all from your roll of toilet paper. Want to know the best part? You can practice while you’re enjoying your private time on the potty. You won’t even notice the minutes pass Source
Crossword Puzzle Toilet Roll.
Stuck on the loo with nothing to read? Fed up of bringing in the newspaper? The Crossword Puzzle Toilet Roll is your answer! This toilet roll is literally smothered in black and white heaven. Grab your pen, take your seat and strain over crossword puzzles for as long as you like! Source
Crime Scene Toilet Paper
Become your own crime scene investigator with our Crime Scene Toilet Paper. Be the thoughtful person and place a strip in front of the bathroom door after each use!
Each roll of quality 2-ply toilet paper is presented in a clear plastic gift box. A thoughtful and practical gift for any occasion! Source
Money Toilet Paper $100 Bill Toilet Paper.
Are you wealthy enough to wipe your bum with real American greenbacks? Probably not. Instead, we offer you an affordable alternative…Toilet Paper featuring images of money!
Each roll consists of 100 feet printed toilet paper. Features all Benjamin Franklins it’s all about the Benjamin’s anyway! What more could you ask for? Source
Sudoku Toilet Paper
It’s official, Sudoku has jumped the shark. Why read the newspaper during your washroom visit, when you can challenge your brain with Sudoku. As the site puts it, “if you make a mistake no-one need know, you can just flush it away.” Source
Horror Story Toilet Paper
This is a story about a company in Japan experimenting with a new literary experience by printing an original nine chapter horror novella on toilet paper. The stories are written by Koji Suzuki, the Japanese horror writer of The Ring.
The story is (fittingly) titled Drop (as in, a “deuce”) and can be read in one seated session. Source
How-To Toilet Paper
You shouldn’t have to provide your guests instructions about how to properly use the toilet, but strange things happen late at night during parties. For those occasions this roll of toilet paper provides complete instructions. Unfortunately, in their inebriated state their reading skills may not be much better than their bathroom skills.Source
Mind trainer toilet roll
The Mind Trainer Toilet Roll encourages you to train your brain as your drain.
Each square of the roll is printed with a different mind bending puzzle.
Sure to keep you occupied while you are otherwise occupied! Source
Cheese Grater Toilet Paper
Grater Paper – A Real Mans Toilet Roll! For the man who is tough as nails, takes no crap from anyone and is a true hard ass!. Source
Chuck Norris Toilet Paper.
This is a great roll of toilet paper to get for any Chuck Norris fan. This is the ultimate winner of any Chuck Norris joke. Pop this roll of Chuck Norris toilet paper in your bathroom and you will be sure to hear giggles coming from the bathroom! Source
Wet*Fart Toilet Paper
This funny toilet paper is a parody of a certain chain of mega stores, you know which ones we are talking about! Stick it to them by using this humorous TP. Source
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