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How to speak about women and be politically correct

March 6, 2008 by uphaa.blog

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" – She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."


2. She is not "EASY" – She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND" – She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" – She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5 . She does not "NAG" you – She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" – She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

How to speak about men and be politically correct

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" – He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" – He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" – He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" – He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" – He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION."

6. It’s not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants – It’s "REAR CLEAVAGE."



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